  Jay Dubya
Jay Dubya is the pen name of John Weissner, an extremely talented author. Mr. Dubya is a retired English teacher after teaching in public schools for thirty-four years, which is quite an accomplishment. He is married to Joanne and has three grown sons. Jay Dubya lives in Hammonton, New Jersey. He is a multi-published author in several different genres.
-- Jennifer LB Leese, It's Only Ink! www.geocities.com/ladyjiraff/writers.html
Jay has spent over twenty years writing and refining the twenty seven books/novels he has published in hardcover and electronic formats. He enjoys listening to ‘50s music, and also likes songs by the Beatles, the Beach Boys, the Rolling Stones, Fleetwood Mac, the Eagles and John Fogarty. Jay’s a big 76ers basketball as well as a Phillies and New York Yankees baseball fan.
Jay Dubya's Best Sellers
 Mauled Maimed Mangled Mutilated Mythology
Frat' Brats
Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces
Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces, Part II
Nine New Novellas
Nine New Novellas, Part II
Nine New Novellas, Part III
Nine New Novellas, Part IV
So Ya' Wanna' Be A Teacher!
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics II
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics III
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics IV
Wholly Book of Genesis
Wholly Book of Exodus
Black Leather & Blue Denim, A 50's Novel
The Great Teen Fruit War, A 1960’ Novel
Ron Coyote, Man of La Mangia
Pieces of Eight
Pieces of Eight II
Pieces of Eight III
Pieces of Eight IV
Space Bugs, Earth Invasion
The Eighteen Story Gingerbread House
Pot of Gold
Enchanta
Two Baker's Dozen
Short Stories & Articles
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The Wholly Book of Genesis 
The Wholly Book of Genesis is adult humor featuring adult situations, language and content. The book satirizes the Story of Creation, The Great Flood, The Tower of Babel, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. The author (a former English teacher) also finds fault with grammatical problems in Genesis such as poor pronoun-antecedent constructions, redundancy and weak organization of content.
A young Arab terrorist named Mohammed Kareem Jihad discovers in a mountain limestone, cave ancient papyrus renditions of the books of Genesis and Exodus. He rushes into Jericho and sells his discoveries to two archeological researchers, Professor Philip Collins and Dr. Allen Qaeda, who buy the precious ancient scrolls from young Mohammed for a carton of cigarettes, two hand grenades and a used AK-47.
Professor Phil Collins was an authority on the Book of Genesis, and Dr. Al Qaeda was a scholar on the Book of Exodus. They translated the versions (which preceded the Dead Sea Scrolls by many centuries) and found that about half of the Books of Genesis and Exodus had been edited out by ancient scribes and priests to make the texts more moral and virtuous.
After translating the new renditions, Professor Philip Collins e-mails copies of the translated texts to his nephew, the author. A day later a Palestinian rocket hits the Jerusalem home where the men were doing their valuable research. Both Professor Phil Collins and Dr. Al Qaeda were killed, and the original documents were also destroyed in the missile attack.
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The Great Teen Fruit War, A 1960’ Novel
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The Great Teen Fruit War, A 1960’ Novel, the exciting new sequel to Jay Dubya's Black Leather and Blue Denim, A ‘50s Novel takes place in Hammonton, New Jersey, an agricultural community midway between Philadelphia and Atlantic City. The Blues wear blue denim button-down waist-length jackets and are the sons of wealthy blueberry growers. The Reds wear James Dean’ red zip-up jackets and are the sons of peach farmers. Bellevue Avenue in the center of town is the dividing line that separates blueberry country to the east and peach territory to the west.
Great for anyone who loves '50s & '60s teen culture.
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Frat' Brats, A '60s Novel
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Frat’ Brats is the third novel of a coming of age trilogy started by Black Leather and Blue Denim, A ‘50s Novel and The Great Teen Fruit War, A 1960 Novel, exclusively written for a mature reading audience.
In Frat’ Brats J. W. attends a South Jersey teachers college and prepares for a professional life in the real economic world. Soon he and his friends join an off-campus non-sanctioned fraternity Lambda Phi Sigma, and that’s when the freshman’s life suddenly becomes very interesting and conflict-oriented. The Lambda Phi’s must respond to dangerous incidents and harassment perpetuated by two established rival male fraternities, the Delta Alpha Omegas and the Tau Kappa Epsilons, which have the endorsement and support of the college deans. Conflict soon escalates into life-threatening hazing. J.W. obtains the assistance of an old high school friend Goose Restuccio, the son of a New Jersey Mafia kingpin who aids the Lambdas in their struggles against the school administration and against the two competing favored fraternities.
Frat Brats combines action/adventure with romance and many surprising developments among very interesting characters in the culturally dynamic and historically explosive time setting of 1961-’65. J.W. and his fellow Lambdas manage to survive several kidnappings, unique hostage situations, snakes, manure pits, diving horses, Brahma bulls, bucking broncos, an exciting boat chase, moving train caboose initiation boardings’, a daring panty raid, a nudist colony and a fantastic Florida spring break along with a series of other imaginative ordeals to finally graduate and then help the Lambda Phi’s fight the Second Battle of Salamis against the formidable rich-kid Delta Alpha Omegas to bring closure to the ongoing fraternity war.
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Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part III
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Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part III is a zany collection of famous short fiction’ stories given new adult’ spins. Author Jay Dubya gives entirely new interpretations of American literature’ works “The Cop and the Anthem” by O. Henry, James Thurber’s “The Dog That Bit People,” Mark Twain’s “Lost in a Snowstorm,” Stephen Vincent Benet’s “The Devil and Daniel Webster” and Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Black Cat.”
British literature is not spared bombardment with scathing satires of Saki’s “The Interlopers,” H.G. Well’s “The Time Machine,” W.W. Jacobs’ “The Monkey’s Paw” and Geoffrey Chaucer’s “The Pardoner’s Tale.”
Norse mythology is thoroughly broadsided with a new adult rendition of “Beowulf” and Greek mythology is also attacked with a new humorous version of “Theseus and the Minotaur” and more.
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Mauled Maimed Mangled Mutilated Mythology
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Mauled Maimed Mangled Mutilated Mythology is adult literature that satirizes twenty-one classic mythology stories into more mature presentations featuring adult language, content and humor.
Author Jay Dubya goes right to work retelling adult renditions of female myths Pandora, Ceres Goes Against the Grain and Echo's Cursing Curse. Other famous adventure myths that are thoroughly pulverized and clobbered are Bellerophon's Marathon Adventure, Theseus and the Minotaur, Perseus and Medusa, Osysseus and the Cyclops and Jason and the Golden Fleecers. Male hero and vanity/punishment myths are also imaginatively assaulted and mercilessly converted into adult versions as in the cases of Prometheus and Fire, The Three Golden Apples, Oedipus, King Midas and Orpheus.
Mauled Maimed Mangled Mutilated Mythology is exclusively adult satirical literature that is definitely not written for or to be read by children.
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Pieces of Eight - Science Fiction Short Stories
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Pieces of Eight is a collection of eight imaginative novellas. Themes represented in the work are science fiction, humor, paranormal, horror, psychological drama and astrology fulfillment.- "In Quest of Argentum" -- Science Fiction
- "The Inimitable Dr. Spencer" -- Science Fiction
- "Winslow Junction" -- Paranormal/Psychic Fiction
- "The Voodoo Dimension" -- Paranormal/Psychic Fiction
- "Olympus Lives" -- Humorous Mythology
- "What Goes Around Comes Around" -- Psychological/Revenge Thriller
- "The Trespassers" -- Revenge/Murder
- "A Video Horoscope" -- Astrological Fulfillment
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Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part II
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Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part II is adult literature having adult content and language. The work spoofs, satirizes and humorizes thirteen classic stories from Greek mythology and from American, British, Danish and Biblical literature. Jay Dubya goes right to work retelling two popular ancient Greek myths’ “Orpheus” and “The Three Golden Apples.” In the area of ancient legends, the author has reorganized and corrupted the famous Bible-related tale “King David Chooses Solomon.”
Short story’ American literature is also spoofed and analyzed in a new rendition of Mark Twain’s “Club Pilot on the Mississippi,” and Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Cask of Amontillado.” Other stories by American authors’ stories satirized in this work are Herman Melville’s Moby Dick’ chase in a literary endeavor called “A Whale of a Time” and Jack London’s “The Story of Keesh” and more.
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The Eighteen Story Gingerbread House
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The Eighteen Story Gingerbread House' book is an eclectic collection of eighteen unique stories that can be enjoyed by children and adults alike. Four of the stories involve magic.- Other stories in the work utilize the literary personification' technique where animals are given human qualities. Three of the tales in the Eighteen Story Gingerbread' House have animals interacting with humans.
- Finally, two stories have humans as the principal characters. "Lu Vang" is a biography on a Laotian-American immigrant becoming a crewleader on a New Jersey' blueberry farm, and "Kandu's Great Discovery" shows the daily life and hazards experienced by a ten-year-old prehistoric Cro-Magnon' boy.
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Wholly Book of Exodus
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The Wholly Book of Exodus is humorous adult literature that features adult situations, language and content. The book satirizes the Israelite' captivity in Egypt, the birth of Moses, the power struggles between Pharaoh and Moses, the Great Exodus from Egypt to Canaan and the parting of the Red Sea. Manna from Heaven, Moses receiving the Ten Commandments on Mt. Sinai and the construction of the Ark of the Covenant are also satirized.
The author, a former English teacher, humorously analyzes the many grammatical problems evident throughout Exodus such as poor pronoun-antecedent constructions, mindless redundancies and weak organization and expression of Biblical content.
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Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics
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Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics is author Jay Dubya's twelfth e-book. The work satirizes thirteen famous literature' classic stories. From American literature Mark Twain's "Jumping Frog," "The Legend of Paul Bunyan" and Edgar Allan Poe's "Tell-Tale Heart" are given an adult-spin and thoroughly rewritten.
British literature is also broadsided with adult satirical renditions of "Sir Gawain and the Green Knight," "A Robin Hood Adventure" and "Gulliver in Lilliput."
Greek Mythology is also given a new interpretation with humorous versions of the myths "Odysseus and the Cyclops" from Homer's "Odyssey," "Daedalus and Icarus," "Pandora," "King Midas" and "Prometheus and Fire" being given entirely new slants. Finally, author Jay Dubya gives a new twist to the Biblical classic "David and Goliath."
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